You’ve met me (or close enough), but now it’s time to meet someone much more exciting: Mr. Butters! Please hold your applause and spontaneous cries of wonderment though, as this cat is not a fan of loud noises.
A Refined Feline
Mr. Butters is an 11-year-old tabby cat who loves snuggles and food. Officially he is a domestic shorthair, but you can tell from his upright bearing that he is descended from noble stock. He will let you pet his belly if you ask first.
I adopted Mr. Butters in 2016 from a very loving home that unfortunately could no longer provide what he needed in life. Sometimes, when he stares off into space, I wonder if he’s missing them. How good it is to be so loved that you can be so missed!
A Comfortable Kitten
You’ll notice that Mr. Butters is aptly named, being less of a fine boi and more of a heckin’ chonker (for the uninitiated). He was closer to a HEFTYCHONK when adopted, and we’ve been working hard to get some of those extra chins excised. For anyone who has attempted this journey before, you’ll know how hard it is to get cats to lose weight (but how easily they put it on!). So before you get upset about animal abuse or glorifying fat cats, let me tell you that we are doing our best to address the issue.
A Cautious Cat
Mr. Butters is a very cautious cat, but he does enjoy exploring outside under supervision. It’s fun to sniff all the things and pretend to ignore the chittering squirrels and nom the tasty grass! In the summer, he likes to sit by the door and yell until someone lets him out, which is not at all annoying.
Mostly, however, Mr. Butters likes snuggling and being near his chosen people, as long as they are being quiet and not doing horrible things like practicing musical instruments. Keep an eye out for more on the Buttery boy!
He is quite extraordinary 🙂
I have met Mr Butters. He is glorious and I hear he is also a tall cat. I am in love with him.
I have heard from sources close to Mr. Butters that he prefers to be described as being “tall”, and that he considers himself to be an unusually tall cat. Does this seem likely?
Yes, Butters does have more height than the average cat! He uses it to his advantage when he inspects doorways.
I understand that mr butters does paranormal investigation 😂
He does, but he refuses to tell me the results 🤔